Well, it’s that time. Time to say goodbye to a lousy year and a fizzled decade all in one big sigh. At least that is what some people will tell you. As I sit here thinking about the past 10 years, I remember the trepidation the general public was feeling about the new millenium. The world was going to come to a stop because technology hadn’t prepared for the changing of 1999 to 2000. I remember all those headstone manufacturers that were lamenting the fact that not enough people had died to deplete their stock of tombstones that had been pre-inscribed 199_ and they were set to lose a fortune… like no one really thought the new decade would arrive.
But arrive it did and now we are about to say adios to the y2ko’s to make way for the double digits. I choose not to look back in despair and criticize but to meander fondly through some incidents that you may have forgotten. So as we ring in the New Year and decade, think positive about the past… after all, it’s too late to change it now!
First, in 2009. It is hard for me to take seriously the fact that many people are pointing to 12-21-12 as the end of the world because of the Mayan calendar. This may not have been too hard to swallow except for the fact that they released a movie depicting the end of the world called 2012! Perhaps what the Mayans were predicting wasn’t the end of the world but the end of credibility from movie producers. I predict the end of the world in 2112. December 21, 2112 to be precise. Then the digits would be 12-21-2112. Much tidier and numerically friendly, don’t you think?
A lot of people have been complaining about the past decade, like this person…
These Terrible Aughts
- Posted: December 29, 2009 at 12:37 PM
- By Lauren Bans
As the curtains close on what Pew is calling the worst decade in half a century, the Internet is aflutter with uncharacteristic positivity, offering up bushels of best of the decade lists. The Village Voice recently ran a piece on the Best Dining and Drinking Trends of the Decade that included nods to the Slow Food movement and the mainstream emergence of local brews. The Hollywood Reporter issued a best films of the decade list with United 93 and No Country For Old Men making the cut (though feminist blog Women & Hollywood quickly pointed out that HR failed to elect even one female-directed movie to their list.) And Paste Magazine put together an all-encompassing series of Best of lists ranging from Best Video Games of the decade to the more self-indulgent Best Paste Magazine Covers of the Decade.
But what about the worst of the decade lists? From the attacks of 9-11, to wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, there’s a reason 50 percent of Americans view the ‘00s with negative feelings. Lucky for us neggos, Engine Industries has put together an exhaustive compilation of the Best of The Worst of the Decade Lists. Feast your eyes, and breathe a sigh of relief that the ‘00s are nearly over.
But do we have to call them the aughts? yikes! like we ought to know better!
Nope, I prefer the y2ko’s. But aside from the obvious, was the past decade really all that bad? I mean, shucks, with the new millenium came a much enlarged and speedier Internet. We have blogs like Advantages of Mutual Respect and Fair Play along with Facebook and Twitter. There are phones that allow us to text message that include cameras with pixels enabling us to make videos, take pictures and surf the web as well as make a phone call. How can that possibly be bad? MP3 players and digital downloads are cool. We didn’t have those a decade ago. YouTube. Kijiji. Wii. X-Box. All innovations of the y2ko’s. Who ever thought that e-mail would become quaint? And yet, technology advances with alarming speed while we seem to accept it with a less than enthusiastic yawn. This past decade has been marvelous as far as technological advancements are concerned. We take too much for granted.
Oh I know, there are things that have been shitty, too. 911. Iraq. Iran. Afghanistan. North Korea. Katrina. The economy. Bail-outs. AIG. The Big Three. Foreclosures. Job losses. The decline of the American dollar. Protectionism. But you don’t need me to list them here. There are all kinds of people out there telling us how bad it was or still is. But try this one on for size…
Posted Tuesday, December 29, 2009 6:07 PM | By Gretchen Rubin Gretchen Rubin is the author of the new book, The Happiness Project, an account of the year she spent test-driving the wisdom of the ages, the current scientific studies, and the lessons from popular culture about how to be happy. On her popular blog she recounts her adventures and insights as she grapples with the challenge of being happier. Aristotle, Samuel Johnson, Oprah, Benjamin Franklin, the Dalai Lama, Martin Seligman … she considers it all.
She’s also the author of the best-selling Forty Ways To Look at Winston Churchill, Forty Ways To Look at JFK, Power Money Fame Sex: A User’s Guide, and Profane Waste (with artist Dana Hoey). Rubin began her career in law and was clerking for Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor when she realized she really wanted to be a writer.
Here are some highlights from her blog, the Happiness Project:
A Secret to Happiness? Don’t Get Organized.
When facing a bursting closet or a cluttered office, don’t make the mistake of saying to yourself, “I need to get organized.”
Eight Ways To Tell If You’re Being Boring
Watch for the warning signs that show that you’re being a bore.
The Movie Twilight Inspires Me to Do A Better Job With Some of My Resolutions
Inspired by watching the romance in Twilight, Gretchen reflects on memories of falling in love with her husband-and redoubles her efforts to keep her resolutions related to love.
Bad Habits: Swear Off Them Altogether? Or Indulge Occasionally?
If you’re trying to resist temptation, take this test to determine whether you do better when you go cold-turkey, or when you indulge moderately.
Exercise Tips from a Recovering Couch Potato
Try some of these nine strategies if you have trouble sticking to an exercise regimen.
Can You Curse During a Gratitude Meditation?
Comedian Louis CK’s hilarious rant that “Everything’s amazing, nobody’s happy” is a (slightly unconventional) gratitude meditation.
Quiz: Are You Drifting?
When you “drift,” you make a decision by not deciding, or you make a decision that unleashes consequences for which you don’t take responsibility. We often deny that we’re drifting, so take this quiz to see if you’re at risk.
Happiness Myth: It’s Selfish To Try To Be Happier
Contrary to popular belief, happy people aren’t self-centered and complacent; in fact, they’re more concerned with helping others than are less-happy people.
How To Respond to Your Happiness Emergency-Stat!
Having a really lousy day? These nine strategies will help you boost your mood right now.
Can You Predict If Someone Will Be Happy in the Future?
Sizing up the temperament of a potential boss, roommate, or spouse? The best way to predict whether a person will be happy is to know whether that person has been happy in the past.
Happiness Myth: Money Can’t Buy Happiness
Money, spent wisely, can buy a lot of things that contribute mightily to happiness. Some of the best things in life aren’t free.
Embrace the Paradoxes of a Happiness Project
Niels Bohr wrote, “The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.” Here, Gretchen outlines some of the paradoxes of a happiness project.
Quiz-Are You an Overbuyer or an Underbuyer?
Do you fit the description of an “overbuyer” or an “underbuyer”? These categories will help you identify strategies to be happier with your spending.
Life’s Cruel Truth: You Get More of What You Already Have
We all contribute to the atmosphere in which we live, so we get more of what we have. Friendly people meet with friendliness; irritable people find themselves surrounded by irritable people.
Practice a NON-Random Act of Kindness
Practicing non-random acts of kindness, it turns out, brings more happiness than random acts of kindness-especially for recipients.
Eleven Myths of De-Cluttering
For most people, outer order contributes to inner calm. Don’t let these de-cluttering myths get in the way of keeping your surroundings clutter-free.
Five Mistakes I Make in My Marriage
Gretchen confesses to five mistakes she makes in her marriage-and explains how she tries to do better.
Why Might Small, Comfortable Changes Work Better than Radical Steps?
To bring about change in your life, it’s often more effective to focus on small, manageable steps rather than setting ambitious goals.
Bob Dylan Helps Me Recognize a Paradox of Happiness
Bob Dylan’s observation about his wife, “she’s always had her own built-in happiness,” highlights one of the paradoxes of happiness.
Is it really possible to be happy after one of the most difficult decades of the last century?
I mean, where would we all be without Reality T.V.? and American Idol? or Dancing With the Stars? This past decade has brought some innovative sources of entertainment. Lest we forget, it was only a few short years ago that a very small and select group were telling us what to watch. Now the selections seem endless. With the advancement of the Internet, we have choices and information at our fingertips that used to take hours if not days to reach us. I’ve read articles in newspapers that are at least three days old. No wonder the printed page as a news source is dying.
I could not imagine a time I would rather be living in than right now. It is because of our ability to grow, change and adapt that we have made some of the advancements we have made. Not that losing a job and going bankrupt is progress, it certainly is not. But the way we viewed credit and buying more than we could afford had to be curtailed. We had to re-think our priorities and the long-term effects of our purchase. People are far more frugal towards the end of this decade than in the 90’s and that’s a good thing.
My wife predicts Oprah will run for President in 2012, that’s why O.W. has announced the end of her talk show. Or perhaps Obama will choose Oprah as his running mate for his second term, I’m not sure which. But the politics of the y2ko’s has made this possible. We would not have thought about electing someone with absolutely zero qualifications before. Now just the thought of somebody inspiring somebody else without actually accomplishing anything other than the possibility of said accomplishment garnishes praise and awards. That was unthinkable just a short decade ago.
The thing with the y2ko’s is that we are more uncertain of the future than ever before. Fear plays a lot into that uncertainty and it has been played up to a level that is worse than any time in recent memory. Fear makes us ill. Our society is heading towards a nervous breakdown if we don’t get our heads out of our asses and do something about it. We need to demand more of our politicians but more than that… we need to demand more of ourselves.
So I am looking forward to the future and the double digits, the teen years. I have no doubt that politics are going to change and change appreciatively for the better. People are fed up with government and paper champions right now. We will scrutinize more. We will want substance and not rhetoric, details and not empty promises. When we hear the word “change” we will want to make sure that that word is accompanied with “change… for the better” and find out exactly how this is proposed to be accomplished. Technology will continue to advance at an amazing rate, medical breakthroughs will astound and cause us to cheer. And the world will be a better place because if the y2ko’s accomplished anything, it is this…
You are responsible for your own happiness, nothing is free and nobody is going to do anything for you that you could not have done better yourself.
Have a safe and happy New Year.
Like George said… it’s all in the mind, you know.
peace.
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would be cast as “Christian Fiore”, a.k.a. “Chris”. Leo has an incredible range as an actor. He could carry the emotional uncertainty of the hero plunged into an adventure he had not been ready for. 
would play “Hem”, Ernest Hemingway’s 40-year-old apparition. Hemingway’s creativity and popularity was at its peak when he reached this age. Ernest Hemingway was as celebrated as any American author, but was also an avid outdoorsman and ladies man. George Clooney personifies the Ernest Hemingway mystic; masculine, complex and intriguing. George could portray the impish, good-humored “Hem” with authentic relish.
would make a remarkable “Papa” Hemingway. Cast against type would put Harrison’s full range as an actor to the greatest test. Could he be the 60-year-old reflective ghost that struggles against the machinations of “Hem”, the strongest of the three Hemingway personalities? I think so. Harrison Ford’s presence would lend an inner strength and melancholy to the great man who aides “Christian” on his quest.
could easily sink his teeth into this role.
He has the ability to be the best buddy and yet smoulder as someone sinister.
would be my choice to play “Brett Jordan”. She could be a strong police detective that is sexually assertive but also vulnerable to the influences of the kyklos tod mene. It would be a cinch to have “Christian Fiore” become enthralled with her.
would be perfect for “Robert Jordan”, the rookie cop and “Brett Jordan’s” kid brother. He has the quiet fortitude that embodies this lost soul.
Seen every day as Canada’s top weatherman, Jeff is the perfect character to play ”Christian Fiore’s” gregarious on again, off again side kick. I don’t know of any acting credentials for Jeff, but his clever delivery and robust personality would be a natural fit. Jeff reminds me of the big brother everybody imagines they’d like to have.
as “Naty Revuelta”. I realize that the character is of a mixed Cuban/American descent, but I think Jen could pull it off. She could play the part of a heroine that not only inspires but rescues ”Chris”. Ultimately “Chris” falls in love with this latino beauty and I don’t think that is too far-fetched. Jennifer is looking for a role to lead her back as a credible actress and I think this one could do it for her. It doesn’t hurt that Lopez co-starred with George Clooney in the movie, Out of Sight. If not Jennifer, I’d like Eva Mendez nm0578949 
for sure. It may be possible to place both in there because of Naty’s sister, Rosetta. Though not a big part, either actress could make it memorable.
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would be a good choice, he might even double as director.
as “Lord Cristobal”. I could see him as the manipulator having been out maneuvered by a conniving former ally. He has a strong though restrained persona that would play well as a man lost in his own evil practices.
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might be a good choice, too. What do you think?